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etc/README

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+Symbolic link to ~user/.irssi/ takes place here.

etc/config.template

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+servers = (
+  { address = "irc.stealth.net"; chatnet = "IRCnet"; port = "6668"; },
+  { address = "irc.efnet.net"; chatnet = "EFNet"; port = "6667"; },
+  {
+    address = "ipv6.chat.freenode.net";
+    chatnet = "FreeNode";
+    port = "6697";
+    use_ssl = "yes";
+    ssl_verify = "no";
+    autoconnect = "no";
+  },
+  {
+    address = "irc.geeknode.net";
+    chatnet = "GeekNode";
+    autoconnect = "yes";
+    port = "6697";
+    use_ssl = "yes";
+    autosendcmd = "/^msg C nick IDENTIFY hallyday";
+  },
+  { 
+    address = "irc.undernet.org";
+    chatnet = "Undernet";
+    port = "6667";
+  },
+  { address = "irc.dal.net"; chatnet = "DALnet"; port = "6667"; },
+  { 
+    address = "irc.quakenet.org";
+    chatnet = "QuakeNet";
+    port = "6667";
+  },
+  { address = "silc.silcnet.org"; chatnet = "SILC"; port = "706"; }
+);
+
+chatnets = {
+  IRCnet = {
+    type = "IRC";
+    max_kicks = "4";
+    max_msgs = "5";
+    max_whois = "4";
+    max_query_chans = "5";
+  };
+  EFNet = { 
+    type = "IRC";
+    max_kicks = "4";
+    max_msgs = "3";
+    max_whois = "1";
+  };
+  Undernet = {
+    type = "IRC";
+    max_kicks = "1";
+    max_msgs = "3";
+    max_whois = "30";
+  };
+  DALnet = {
+    type = "IRC";
+    max_kicks = "4";
+    max_msgs = "3";
+    max_whois = "30";
+  };
+  QuakeNet = {
+    type = "IRC";
+    max_kicks = "1";
+    max_msgs = "3";
+    max_whois = "30";
+  };
+  SILC = { type = "SILC"; };
+  FreeNode = {
+    type = "IRC";
+    autosendcmd = "/^msg NickServ IDENTIFY totoqsd45g;wait 2000";
+  };
+  GeekNode = {
+    type = "IRC";
+    autosendcmd = "/^msg C nick IDENTIFY TC-14;wait 2000";
+  };
+};
+
+channels = (
+  {
+    name = "#root";
+    chatnet = "geeknode";
+    password = "hallyday";
+    autojoin = "Yes";
+  },
+  { name = "#root"; chatnet = "geeknode"; autojoin = "Yes"; },
+  { name = "#lautre.net"; chatnet = "freenode"; autojoin = "yes"; },
+  { name = "#test"; chatnet = "geeknode"; autojoin = "yes"; },
+  { name = "#inter"; chatnet = "geeknode"; autojoin = "yes"; },
+  {
+    name = "#naglautre";
+    chatnet = "geeknode";
+    autojoin = "yes";
+    password = "hallyday";
+  }
+);
+
+aliases = {
+  J = "join";
+  WJOIN = "join -window";
+  WQUERY = "query -window";
+  LEAVE = "part";
+  BYE = "quit";
+  EXIT = "quit";
+  SIGNOFF = "quit";
+  DESCRIBE = "action";
+  DATE = "time";
+  HOST = "userhost";
+  LAST = "lastlog";
+  SAY = "msg *";
+  WI = "whois";
+  WII = "whois $0 $0";
+  WW = "whowas";
+  W = "who";
+  N = "names";
+  M = "msg";
+  T = "topic";
+  C = "clear";
+  CL = "clear";
+  K = "kick";
+  KB = "kickban";
+  KN = "knockout";
+  BANS = "ban";
+  B = "ban";
+  MUB = "unban *";
+  UB = "unban";
+  IG = "ignore";
+  UNIG = "unignore";
+  SB = "scrollback";
+  UMODE = "mode $N";
+  WC = "window close";
+  WN = "window new hide";
+  SV = "say Irssi $J ($V) - http://irssi.org/";
+  GOTO = "sb goto";
+  CHAT = "dcc chat";
+  RUN = "SCRIPT LOAD";
+  UPTIME = "eval exec - expr `date +%s` - \\$F | awk '{print \"Irssi uptime: \"int(\\\\\\$1/3600/24)\"d \"int(\\\\\\$1/3600%24)\"h \"int(\\\\\\$1/60%60)\"m \"int(\\\\\\$1%60)\"s\" }'";
+  CALC = "exec - if which bc &>/dev/null\\; then echo '$*' | bc | awk '{print \"$*=\"$$1}'\\; else echo bc was not found\\; fi";
+  SBAR = "STATUSBAR";
+  INVITELIST = "mode $C +I";
+  Q = "QUERY";
+  "MANUAL-WINDOWS" = "set use_status_window off;set autocreate_windows off;set autocreate_query_level none;set autoclose_windows off;set reuse_unused_windows on;save";
+  EXEMPTLIST = "mode $C +e";
+  ATAG = "WINDOW SERVER";
+};
+
+statusbar = {
+  # formats:
+  # when using {templates}, the template is shown only if it's argument isn't
+  # empty unless no argument is given. for example {sb} is printed always,
+  # but {sb $T} is printed only if $T isn't empty.
+
+  items = {
+    # start/end text in statusbars
+    barstart = "{sbstart}";
+    barend = "{sbend}";
+
+    topicbarstart = "{topicsbstart}";
+    topicbarend = "{topicsbend}";
+
+    # treated "normally", you could change the time/user name to whatever
+    time = "{sb $Z}";
+    user = "{sb {sbnickmode $cumode}$N{sbmode $usermode}{sbaway $A}}";
+
+    # treated specially .. window is printed with non-empty windows,
+    # window_empty is printed with empty windows
+    window = "{sb $winref:$itemname{sbmode $M}}";
+    window_empty = "{sb $winref{sbservertag $tag}}";
+    prompt = "{prompt $[.15]itemname}";
+    prompt_empty = "{prompt $winname}";
+    topic = " $topic";
+    topic_empty = " Irssi v$J - http://irssi.org/help/";
+
+    # all of these treated specially, they're only displayed when needed
+    lag = "{sb Lag: $0-}";
+    act = "{sb Act: $0-}";
+    more = "-- more --";
+  };
+
+  # there's two type of statusbars. root statusbars are either at the top
+  # of the screen or at the bottom of the screen. window statusbars are at
+  # the top/bottom of each split window in screen.
+  default = {
+    # the "default statusbar" to be displayed at the bottom of the window.
+    # contains all the normal items.
+    window = {
+      disabled = "no";
+
+      # window, root
+      type = "window";
+      # top, bottom
+      placement = "bottom";
+      # number
+      position = "1";
+      # active, inactive, always
+      visible = "active";
+
+      # list of items in statusbar in the display order
+      items = {
+        barstart = { priority = "100"; };
+        time = { };
+        user = { };
+        window = { };
+        window_empty = { };
+        lag = { priority = "-1"; };
+        act = { priority = "10"; };
+        more = { priority = "-1"; alignment = "right"; };
+        barend = { priority = "100"; alignment = "right"; };
+        usercount = { };
+      };
+    };
+
+    # statusbar to use in inactive split windows
+    window_inact = {
+      type = "window";
+      placement = "bottom";
+      position = "1";
+      visible = "inactive";
+      items = {
+        barstart = { priority = "100"; };
+        window = { };
+        window_empty = { };
+        more = { priority = "-1"; alignment = "right"; };
+        barend = { priority = "100"; alignment = "right"; };
+      };
+    };
+
+    # we treat input line as yet another statusbar :) It's possible to
+    # add other items before or after the input line item.
+    prompt = {
+      type = "root";
+      placement = "bottom";
+      # we want to be at the bottom always
+      position = "100";
+      visible = "always";
+      items = {
+        prompt = { priority = "-1"; };
+        prompt_empty = { priority = "-1"; };
+        # treated specially, this is the real input line.
+        input = { priority = "10"; };
+      };
+    };
+
+    # topicbar
+    topic = {
+      type = "root";
+      placement = "top";
+      position = "1";
+      visible = "always";
+      items = {
+        topicbarstart = { priority = "100"; };
+        topic = { };
+        topic_empty = { };
+        topicbarend = { priority = "100"; alignment = "right"; };
+      };
+    };
+    awl_0 = {
+      items = {
+        barstart = { priority = "100"; };
+        awl_0 = { };
+        barend = { priority = "100"; alignment = "right"; };
+      };
+    };
+  };
+};
+settings = {
+  "irc/core" = {
+    join_auto_chans_on_invite = "yes";
+    ctcp_version_reply = "TC-14 protocol bot 1.0.1";
+  };
+  core = {
+    real_name = "Protocol Droid TC-14, at your service.";
+    user_name = "TC-14";
+    nick = "TC-14";
+    recode_out_default_charset = "= utf8";
+    recode_autodetect_utf8 = "yes";
+    quit_message = "Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1. We should turn ar...";
+  };
+  "perl/core/scripts" = {
+    charsetwars_convert_in = "yes";
+    charsetwars_convert_out = "yes";
+    charsetwars_own = "utf";
+    autorejoin_channels = "#root #test #lautre.net";
+  };
+  "fe-common/core" = {
+    term_charset = "utf8";
+    autolog = "yes";
+    autolog_colors = "no";
+    autocreate_query_level = "NONE";
+  };
+  "fe-text" = { actlist_sort = "refnum"; };
+};
+conversions = {
+  "#epplug" = "iso8859-1";
+  "#lautre.net" = "iso-8859-1";
+  "#toto" = "utf8";
+  "#bepo" = "utf8";
+};
+hilights = ( { text = "asr"; nick = "yes"; word = "yes"; } );
+windows = {
+  1 = { 
+    immortal = "yes";
+    name = "(status)";
+    level = "ALL";
+    sticky = "yes";
+  };
+  2 = { immortal = "yes"; name = "hilight"; sticky = "yes"; };
+  3 = {
+    items = (
+      {
+        type = "CHANNEL";
+        chat_type = "IRC";
+        name = "#root";
+        tag = "GeekNode";
+      }
+    );
+    sticky = "yes";
+  };
+};
+mainwindows = {
+  2 = { first_line = "1"; lines = "5"; };
+  3 = { first_line = "19"; lines = "53"; };
+  1 = { first_line = "6"; lines = "13"; };
+};
+logs = { };
+ignores = ( { level = "CTCPS"; } );

var/quotes

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+ Sir, the possibility of successfully navigating an asteroid field is approximately 3,720 to 1.
+%
+ Artoo says that the chances of survival are 725 to 1. Actually Artoo has been known to make mistakes... from time to time... Oh dear...
+%
+ [on Han's escape plan] I really don't see how that is going to help! Surrender is a perfectly acceptable alternative in extreme circumstances! The Empire may be gracious enough to...
+%
+ Sir, it's quite possible this asteroid is not entirely stable.
+%
+ Excuse me sir, but might I inquire as to what's going on?
+%
+ Impossible man.
+%
+ The odds of successfully surviving an attack on an Imperial Star Destroyer are approximately...
+%
+ Sir, If I may venture an opinion...
+%
+ Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.
+%
+ Oh. They've encased him in Carbonite. He should be quite well protected. If he survived the freezing process, that is.
+%
+ I knew all along. Had to be a mistake.
+%
+ What are you doing? Trust him, trust him!
+%
+ It sounds like Han!
+%
+ I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee!
+%
+ Oh, yes, that's very good, I like that... Oh!
+%
+ Well, now, something's not right, because now I can't see!
+%
+ Oh, oh, that's much better. Wait... wait. Oh, my! What have you done? I'm BACKWARDS. You flea-bitten furball! Only an overgrown mop-head like you would be stupid enough to...
+%
+ If I may say so, sir, I noticed earlier the hyperdrive motivator has been damaged. It's impossible to go to lightspeed.
+%
+ [Interrupting Han and Leia kissing] Sir. Sir, I've isolated the reverse, power flux coupling.
+%
+ Oh you're perfectly welcome, sir.
+%
+ I thought that hairy beast would be the end of me.
+%
+ Of course I've looked better.
+%
+ Master Luke, Sir, it's so good to see you fully functional again. R2 expresses his relief also.
+%
+ No! We're not interested in the hyperdrive on the Millenium Falcon, it's fixed!
+%
+ Just open the door, you stupid lug!
+%
+ I never doubted him for a second! Wonderful!
+%
+ I'm terribly sorry about all this. After all, he's only a Wookiee.
+%
+ Sir, I don't know where your ship learned to communicate, but it has the most peculiar dialect.
+%
+ [about Lando] 
+%
+ Don't worry about Master Luke. I'm sure he'll be all right. He's quite clever, you know... for a human being.
+%
+ [R2 is outside the Hoth base, scanning the area] You must come along now R2. There's really nothing more we can do. And my joints are freezing up.
+%
+ Don't say things like that! Of course we'll see Master Luke again! And he'll be quite all right, you'll see!
+%
+ Stupid little short-circuit! He'll be *quite* all right.
+%
+ Pulverized?
+%
+ I didn't ask you to turn on the thermal heater. I merely commented that it was freezing in the princess's chamber...
+%
+ But it's SUPPOSED to be freezing! How we are ever going to dry out her clothes, I really don't know!
+%
+ [in 1997 Special Edition only] Oh, this is suicide! There's nowhere to go.
+%
+ That sounds like an R2 unit in there! I wonder if... Hello? How interesting.
+%
+ Oh, my! I... I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to intrude. No, please don't get up.
+%
+ [Chewbacca is carrying the dismembered C3PO on his back] If only you'd attached my legs, I wouldn't be in this ridiculous position. Now remember, Chewbacca, you have a responsibility to me, so don't do anything foolish!
+%
+ Now don't you forget this! Why I should stick my neck out for you is far beyond my capacity!
+%
+ Just you reconsider playing that message for him!
+%
+ No, I don't think he likes you at all.
+%
+ No, I don't like you either.
+%
+ I would much rather have gone with Master Luke than stay here with you. I don't know what all this trouble is about, but I'm sure it must be your fault.
+%
+ You watch your language!
+%
+ Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault!
+%
+ [to R2-D2] This is all your fault.
+%
+ We seem to be made to suffer. It's our lot in life.
+%
+ We've stopped. Wake up! Wake up!
+%
+ We're doomed.
+%
+ [translating for R2] He says he's found the main control to the power beam that's holding the ship here; he'll try to make the precise location appear on the monitor.
+%
+ The tractor beam is coupled to the main reactor in seven locations. A power loss at one of the terminals will allow the ship to leave.
+%
+ Where could they be?
+%
+ Use the comlink? Oh my! I forgot, I turned it off.
+%
+ Are you there sir?
+%
+ We've had some problems...
+%
+ [to R2-D2] No! Shut them *all* down, hurry!
+%
+ Listen to them, they're dying R2! Curse my metal body, I wasn't fast enough, it's all my fault! My poor Master.
+%
+ Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease.
+%
+ We're doomed.
+%
+ He made a fair move. Screaming about it can't help you.
+%
+ But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
+%
+ I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2
+%
+ Is there anything I can do?
+%
+ Master Luke, sir. Pardon me for asking, but what should R2 and I do if we're discovered here?
+%
+ That isn't very reassuring.
+%
+ It wasn't my fault, sir, please don't deactivate me. I told him not to go, but he's faulty, malfunctioning. Kept babbling on about his mission.
+%
+ I've just about had enough of you. Go that way. You'll be malfunctioning within a day, you near-sighted scrap pile. And don't let me catch you following me begging for help because you won't get it.
+%
+ That malfunctioning little twirp, this is all his fault.
+%
+ Did you hear that? They shut down the main reactor. We'll be destroyed for sure. This is madness.
+%
+ You must repair him! Sir, if any of my circuits or gears will help, I'll gladly donate them.
+%
+ There'll be no escape for the princess this time.
+%
+ A transmission?
+%
+ Her only hope.
+%
+ What do you mean we'll be making a slight detour?
+%
+ [the Starspeeder 1000 crashes into the back of a Naboo fighter, its long tail smashing through the wind sheild; a Pit Droid grumbles] What do you mean we broke your ship? You broke our view port.
+%
+ And I did not give you permission to come aboard.
+%
+ May the Force be with you.
+%
+ [to R2-D2] They're not going the wrong way, WE are, you nitwit!
+%
+ Look, there's a platform. Let's land there.
+%
+ [to R2-D2] What do you mean we're taking a slight detour?
+%
+ [while flying under water] And I thought I hated space travel.
+%
+ 1401? That's us. We can't take off. The captain isn't on board.
+%
+ Wait!
+%
+ Don't shoot!
+%
+ I'm afraid there's been a terrible mistake! I am C-3...
+%
+ [depending on the gender or age of the spy] I have never seen that man/woman/person before!
+%
+ I have no idea!
+%
+ [the speeder is teetering over a steep cliff] Nobody move.
+%
+ I mean, everybody move! Lean back!
+%
+ The spy!
+%
+ [to the passengers] I'm afraid we've all just joined the Rebel Alliance.
+%
+ [Underwater, the StarSpeeder 1000 passes over Jar Jar Binks] We nearly hit that poor Gungan.
+%
+ [R2-D2 beeps] What transmission?
+%
+ The Spy.
+%
+ [R2 beeps] R2-D2, what are you saying? This is madness!
+%
+ [arriving over the planet Geonosis] This can't be right.
+%
+ That dreadful bounty hunter!
+%
+ Safe, but perhaps a little shaken.
+%
+ I rather like the sound of that!
+%
+ Now be careful out there - all of you! The Empire is watching.
+%
+ Pardon me, but how do we get back to a Star Tours terminal? Hello?
+%
+ [rapidly approaching a repair dock on Naboo] Brakes! Brakes! Where are the brakes?
+%
+ I have a bad feeling about this.
+%
+ Thrusters? Are they important?
+%
+ [after an ad for Naboo] I found those Gungans somewhat annoying.
+%
+ Not just Jar Jar, all of them.
+%
+ Umm... yes.
+%
+ I am fluent in over six million forms of communication, and can readily...
+%
+ Disintegrated?
+%
+ Exciting is hardly the word I would choose.
+%
+ R2, why did you have to be so brave?
+%
+ What could possibly have come over Master Luke? Is it something I did? He never expressed any unhappiness with my work.
+%
+ I never knew I had it in me.
+%
+ It sounds dangerous.
+%
+ I have decided that we shall stay here.
+%
+ I do believe they think I am some kind of god.
+%
+ I beg your pardon General Solo, but that just wouldn't be proper.
+%
+ It's against my programming to impersonate a deity.
+%
+ His high exaltedness, the Great Jabba the Hutt, has decreed that you are to be terminated immediately.
+%
+ You will therefore be taken to the Dune Sea, and cast into the pit of Carkoon, the nesting place of the all-powerful Sarlaac.
+%
+ In his belly you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
+%
+ I'm rather embarrassed, General Solo, but it appears that you are to be the main course at a banquet in my honor.
+%
+ But, Master Luke, what magic? I couldn't possibly...
+%
+ He says the scouts are going to show us the quickest way to the shield generator.
+%
+ Wonderful. We are now a part of the tribe.
+%
+ At last, Master Luke's come to rescue me!
+%
+ [to R2D2] If I told you half the things I've heard about this Jabba the Hutt, you'd probably short circuit.
+%
+ Oh. Well, yes.
+%
+ I've had the most peculiar dream.
+%
+ This is such a drag.
+%
+ I'm quite beside myself.
+%
+ Master Owen, may I present two most important visitors?
+%
+ DIE, Jedi dogs. Oh... what did I say?
+%
+ Oh my goodness! Shut me down. Machines building machines. How perverse.
+%
+ He says he has a message from an Obi-Wan Kenobi, Master Anakin. Do you know what he's talking about?
+%
+ What's all this? A battle? There must be some mistake! I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!
+%
+ For a mechanic, you seem to do an incessant amount of thinking.
+%
+ [to Anakin] The maker has returned!
+%
+ I'm programmed for etiquette, not destruction!
+%
+ Don't you think it might be imprudent to trust him so quickly, sir?
+%
+ It is indeed true that at times like this R2 and I wish we were more than mechanical beings and we were really alive so we could share your feelings with you.
+%
+ What about me? I'm going to shake apart.
+%
+ And hurry, R2, or we'll be desert soon.
+%
+ I'm afraid, sir, it's because you said Boba's a friend and faithful ally. That does not feed properly into R2's information bank.
+%
+ We've intercepted a message between Boba and Darth Vader, sir. Boba Fett is Darth Vader's right-hand man. I'm afraid this whole adventure has been an Imperial plot.
+%
+ I beg your pardon, sir. Chewbacca suspected all along there was something bad about Boba.
+%
+ May I quote directly, sir? "He just didn't smell right."
+%
+ I beg your pardon, but what do you mean, "naked?"
+%
+ My parts are showing? Oh, my goodness, oh!
+%
+ I can assure you they will never get me onto one of those dreadful starships.
+%
+ [wobbling significantly as he starts walking] I am not sure this floor is entirely stable.
+%
+ Jar Jar, you great webfoot! You're squooshing my circuits!
+%
+ [uncomfortable] I wouldn't, um, know. Hm.
+%
+ I have a very bad feeling about this.
+%
+ I regret the transmitters on the ship are out of order.
+%
+ The ship has been destroyed.
+%
+ No.
+%
+ Jar Jar.
+%
+ She doesn't look like the Princess to me.
+%
+ She doesn't look like a princess.
+%
+ Excuse me, Master Luke, but where are we?
+%
+ [with Piggy, Link, and Strangepork] Oh, no, Derth Nader!
+%
+ Who?
+%
+ Well, you'll never get me to go back to that iceberg! I don't care how safe it is now, R2, it gives my motivators the chills just thinking about it.
+%
+ Don't insult me, you overgrown scrap pile!
+%
+ I do wish I could go with you to Endor...
+%
+ On second thoughts, I just remembered how much I hate space travel. You have a nice trip though, R2.
+%
+ Oh, dear.
+%
+ My lady, is there anything I might do?
+%
+ [walking away] I feel so helpless.
+%
+ What?
+%
+ Oh, no.
+%
+ Lost? Distracted? Oh, I cannot imagine where Master Anakin gets these ideas. You are the one who gets distracted.
+%
+ You most certainly do. You wonder off like a drunken Nuna. I have half a mind to recalibrate your focus incapasitors.
+%
+ Oh no. What have I done?
+%
+ I'm having a bad feeling about this. With your permission, Senator Padmé, I would like to shut down before I get sensory overload.
+%
+ Senator Padmé can be very hard to stop once she's made up her mind.
+%
+ R2-D2, oh my, you are a sight for short circuits!
+%
+ R2, are you quite certain the ship is in this direction?
+%
+ This way looks potentially dangerous.
+%
+ I know the whole play is dangerous! I suggest we stay here and let Master Anakin find us.
+%
+ Hm, it seems no one wants my company tonight.
+%
+ OH, NO! We're under attack!
+%
+ [looking out the hole] I don't believe my circuits! An army of droids, here? I'd like to have a serious talk with your programmers...
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+ We're doomed.
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+ [greeting Big Bird] Look, R2, there's our large, yellow bird friend. Hello, friend bird.
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+ [to R2-D2] What do you mean, "At least my creator wasn't Darth Vader"?
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