{"topic":"english","quotes":[{"quote":"Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?","author":"Clarence Darrow"},{"quote":"The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dictionary.","author":"Dave Kellett"},{"quote":"If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.","author":"Doug Larson"},{"quote":"England and America are two countries separated by a common language.","author":"George Bernard Shaw"},{"quote":"The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.","author":"George Bernard Shaw"},{"quote":"Every English poet should master the rules of grammar before he attempts to bend or break them.","author":"Robert Graves"},{"quote":"Here will be an old abusing of God's patience and the king's English.","author":"William Shakespeare"}]}