{"topic":"statistics","quotes":[{"quote":"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics.","author":"Benjamin Disraeli"},{"quote":"USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.","author":"David Letterman"},{"quote":"Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, but admits that under analysis some of them won't stand up either.","author":"Evan Esar"},{"quote":"Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.","author":"Evan Esar"},{"quote":"Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.","author":"Fletcher Knebel"},{"quote":"I could prove God statistically.","author":"George Gallup"},{"quote":"A single death is a tragedy; a million deaths is a statistic.","author":"Joseph Stalin"}]}