{"topic":"drugs","quotes":[{"quote":"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them.","author":"Dr. Martin Henry Fischer"},{"quote":"I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.","author":"Fran Lebowitz"},{"quote":"Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.","author":"Lily Tomlin"},{"quote":"I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.","author":"Margaret Cho"},{"quote":"[Addiction's] not about placating the bad dog - it's about feeding the good dog. You still have to feed the bad dog, but only enough so that the ASPCA doesn't bring you up on charges.","author":"Roy Blount Jr."},{"quote":"The last time somebody said, 'I find I can write much better with a word processor.', I replied, 'They used to say the same thing about drugs.'","author":"Scott Westerfeld"},{"quote":"Junkies might be easy to knock down, but they're never fragile. They have souls like old leather shoes studded with steel, and they're about as much good as friends.","author":"Trey Parker and Matt Stone"},{"quote":"The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fund terrorists, but pot makes you feel fine with being bored and it's when you're bored that you should be learning a new skill or some new science or being creative. If you smoke pot you may grow up to find out that you're not good at anything."}]}