{"topic":"golf","quotes":[{"quote":"The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.","author":"Bertrand Russell"},{"quote":"If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation.  If you work at it, it's golf.","author":"Bob Hope"},{"quote":"Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.","author":"Charles Rosin"},{"quote":"There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.","author":"Charles Rosin"},{"quote":"Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.","author":"Dave Barry"},{"quote":"It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.","author":"H. L. Mencken"},{"quote":"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.","author":"Jimmy Demaret"},{"quote":"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.","author":"Will Rogers"}]}