{"topic":"weather","quotes":[{"quote":"When all is said and done, the weather and love are the two elements about which one can never be sure.","author":"Alice Hoffman"},{"quote":"Barometer, n.: An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.","author":"Ambrose Bierce"},{"quote":"Time for the weather report. It's cold out folks. Bonecrushing cold. The kind of cold which will wrench the spirit out of a young man, or forge it into steel.","author":"Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider"},{"quote":"Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning.","author":"George Carlin"},{"quote":"Isn't it interesting that the same people who laugh at science fiction listen to weather forecasts and economists?","author":"Kelvin Throop III"},{"quote":"Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.","author":"Kin Hubbard"},{"quote":"No matter how rich you become, how famous or powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will still pretty much depend on the weather.","author":"Michael Pritchard"},{"quote":"Money is the opposite of the weather. Nobody talks about it, but everybody does something about it.","author":"Rebecca Johnson"}]}