{"topic":"birth","quotes":[{"quote":"It is true that I was born in Iowa, but I can't speak for my twin sister.","author":"Abigail Van Buren"},{"quote":"Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple.","author":"Barry Switzer"},{"quote":"He not busy being born is busy dying.","author":"Bob Dylan"},{"quote":"There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.","author":"George Santayana"},{"quote":"When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.","author":"Gracie Allen"},{"quote":"We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.","author":"Judith Martin"},{"quote":"Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.","author":"Sam Levenson"},{"quote":"To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.","author":"Wilson Mizner"}]}